semicolson:

lausam3:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

naazaneen:

railroadsoftware:

whats that feel when no bf

Relief and freedom

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

floozys:

remember girls, always wear the right amount of makeup! not enough to express yourself creatively with, just enough to make yourself aesthetically pleasing to me :)