‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
what do you mean people born in 1997 arent 3
“i was in the sherlock fandom once” is the new embarrassing twilight phase
DON’T YOU DARE COMPARE SHERLOCK TO TWILIGHT
apologies to all twilight fans

i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men


welcome to the friend zone. it’s a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun. there’s trampolines and a ball pit.